
Chances are that if you are reading this, you are a teen, and that you might have annoyed somebody today. No, no, no, hold on, don’t get defensive: you didn’t actively go out of your way to bother anyone. Like it or not, teens make some people, well, sort of nervous in public. Wearing your hoody pulled down over your face, texting while pretending to listen, laughing hysterically at inappropriate times: the list is long. Some extra-uneasy adults are already secretly afraid that the majority of the younger generation is going to turn into tattooists, graffiti artists, identity thieves or gaming couch potatoes, and then where would our American society be? Somewhere down there with Somalian pirates. Well, in case something or someone is making you crazy, remember, it’s good to keep life in perspective. Read on and take frequent deep, cleansing breaths!
Allison, Lauren. The woman who is always tan and has a flat stomach (and other annoying people)
Conley, Erin. Crap: how to deal with annoying teachers, bosses, backstabbers, and other stuff that stinks.
Gellman, Marc. Someday, you’ll thank me for this! and other annoying (but true) life lessons.
Hershon, Marc. Someday, you’ll thank me for this! and other annoying (but true) life lessons.
Lowe, Steve. Is it just me or is everything shit? : insanely annoying modern things.
Looking for ways to annoy people? Try one of these sites.
Get Annoyed.com
Ways to Annoy People
32 Ways to Annoy People
Over 100 Ways to Annoy People

"Four score and seven years ago": Actually, it was seven score and six years ago (146 years) that Lincoln gave this famous speech.
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by Stephenie Meyer
When the Cullens, including her beloved Edward, leave Forks rather than risk revealing that they are vampires, it is almost too much for eighteen-year-old Bella to bear, but she finds solace in her friend Jacob until he is drawn into a "cult" and changes in terrible ways.
The movie comes out November 20, 2009. Have you bought your ticket yet?
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by Alyson Noel
Coming November 17th!
At the start of this third book in the Immortals series, Damen and Ever travel to Summerland in search of an antidote to reverse a powerful poison. But instead of the cure they seek, they find something far more sinister: the truth about their existence and the fate lying in wait of an immortal’s soul.
The Immortals website has excerpts, videos, and fun stuff. Also, read this interview with Alyson Noel.
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by Marissa Doyle
In 1838, Penelope Leland goes to Ireland to study magic and prove to herself that she is as good a witch as her twin sister Persy, but when Niall Keating begins to pay her court, she cannot help being distracted. This is the sequel to Bewitching Season.
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